Get That Dirt Off Your Shoulder, Tiny Homie

Pop/R&B star Beyonce gave birth to a baby girl this weekend (naturally, at that!). The baby, dubbed Blue Ivy Carter, came to the delight of celebrity media gadflies and thousands of twitter followers anxiously awaiting the new "American Royalty." In honor of the auspicious event, father Jay-Z wrote a track contemplating life as a new father.

Check it out below, and see how many Jay-Z lyrics you can make into paternity references in the comments!

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